D saves the day

What happens when you try to relive your youth and party all night with the gals existing on chocolate and soda alone and then stay up and then reminisce all night with your handsome hubby till 4:00 A.M.just like when you were dating and 19?...You wake up with serious baggage (and I don't mean luggage), get to church just as the closing prayer in sacrament is being offered and then just as you are chatting with your V.T. and telling her how great you are feeling (especially in your new dress)...you pass out! That's what happens!

So I'm having a great chat with my friend L and then I get really hot and the room starts spinning and because I am now a professional "passer outer", I start planning my fall but I am just getting dizzier by the second and then I see D about to take M to nursery and I grab his arm like the last pair of red patent leather heels at Nord's and I say "..can you hang on a sec ? I'm thinking to myself.."PLEASE...do not pass out in front of everyone!" So I made a bee line for the couch..ran into the wall and thankfully could get my head between my legs in time to spare myself (and my outfit).
Thank you HONEY! You saved my day! D had to take me home after that and I vowed never to venture back to the "good old days" again. No thanks. I'm perfectly content with my 24+6 young self. Lesson learned.
T